I suppose all is not lost. We had written off the cucumbers as a complete failure and stopped paying attention to them over a month ago.
Well, here's what we found today:
Even a lemon cucumber! There are a few more on the vine, too.
And then we have this:
No, those aren't beans or peas. Those are the pods on the potato plants. The flowers are pretty and they seem to be growing well. Perhaps we should stop watering them?